Survival! Lies! Lust! Welcome to a category 5 disaster, a Wonder-Wheel sideshow story of a throuple gone awry!!! Love and Imagined Crimes of Passion! An Undependable Sleuth from Coney Island! A Jungian Therapist Presiding Over the Best Sand Table in Town! Acupuncturists Who Set You on Fire! A Gynecologist Who Reveals Herself to be a Scientologist, and Shamans Living Right Next Door! On-Demand Sex from an Alchemical Rubber-Clad Hooker—they’re a Momentary Object of Desire who Yearns to be more than a Condiment! Sirens with Good Drugs and Bad Advice Abound! Partying with the Poet Warriors of the Infamous San Francisco Small Press Traffic Bookstore! The Three Crones of the 24th Street Botanica Light Up to Take the Other Woman Down! A Dark and Strange Entity Risen from the Crypt with Unexpected Gifts of Oversized Scissors and Excellent Whiskey. You’ve never read a tall tale memoir like this, so grab it while it’s hot, like fresh-made powdered donuts, right outta the fryer!!!